
A Magical Hammer Productions Update ~ Why Making Movies Is Hard!
What is up, surfers of the web? Michael here, with some updates of what has been happening with Magical Hammer. To be frank, this year has not been easy, but we are still alive chugging along with some movies brewing. In good news, The Guard Room is finished, and we have just started it’s a journey in the film festival circuit. Depending on how it is received, we are planning to have hit streaming sometime next year. Production is also resuming on Stuffed Death, coming back from a hiatus that we will hopefully wrap up this year.

Why People Love Bad Movies And Seek Them Out!
If you take a look at Tommy Wiseau’s “The Room”, you can tell it won’t be winning Oscars or be remembered for being amazing. Yet, on Letterboxed, you can see the film has over 103,000 likes and 2,500 people have it listed as their favorite movie. The movie has cultivated a large cult following with sold out screenings. How can this be when the film suffers from numerous technical issues, poor acting and a lack of cohesion? It turns out that sometimes a bad movie can win over something well made.

State of Consciousness 2023 (Touch the Heart Productions / Falcon Pictures) Review
Here we go with another round with Big Spence, time to finish what we started. This is the last Big Spence film I’ll be reviewing (at least until he puts out something new in the future) and boy, did we save something special for last. State of Consciousness is like the “Big Budget” film of Touch the Heart Productions, with a wide variety of cool looking locations and extras. Marcus Spencer also worked with a different cinematographer and editor for this one, making for some improvements in those areas. But the sound work for the dialogue still suffers in this one at times. (So baby turn on those closed captions)

Catfished 2025 (Uncia Films) Review
Eduardo mentioned that Catfished was inspired by watching 90’s comedies and he wanted to make a feel-good movie. The film is about three friends who dive into dating apps, hoping for romance, but their experiences turn out to be far more unexpected than planned. (Hence the title of the film). The three main subplots all do have a unique take on catfishing. You have the guy who doesn’t look like his online picture, a man who lies about his job and a girl who shows up pregnant with twins.

Tormented Revenge 2023 (Touch the Heart Productions / Uncia Films) Review
All right, I’m back for another round of Big Spence action. If you have been following along, I had a good time with the flawed but charming murder mystery of “A Murder in Oakland: Beauty is Deadly”. But then was almost put to sleep with “Who Needs It?”, a therapy experiment that misfired and missed the mark. So I wasn’t to sure what to expect with Tormented Revenge. But the good news is, the characters are not confined to their chairs and one location for the whole movie, so we’re off to a much better start with this one.

Who Needs It? 2023 (Touch the Heart Productions / Uncia Films) Review
In this movie, Marcus Spencer and Eduardo Castrillo decided to experiment with a “Tell, don’t show” approach. You have to enjoy the opening logos where for some reason, Touch The Heart Productions has two different logos shown, and the opening credits which uses exterior drone shots of the bay area. Because after that, we are trapped in ONE location for the rest of the film. The therapist room.

A Murder in Oakland: Beauty Is Deadly 2025 (Touch the Heart Productions / Uncia Films) Review
A Murder in Oakland does get right to the point, opening up with a girl Mercedes getting strangled to death in a park in board daylight. The murder then gets pinned on the Seaside killer, a guy who strangled four other women. But something doesn’t sit right with Mercedes death as the Seaside killer is not taking credit for this one, and so it’s up Detective Williams and his new panther to find out the truth behind her death. Sounds great on paper, but the films execution is lacking in this “whodunnit’ mystery.

Why Movie And Film Reviews Are More Important Than You Think!
Look, you might be asking, why does an opinion matter so much? What is the big deal with a movie review? Are you not worry about hurting the filmmaker’s feelings? Maybe you should just stay quiet to avoid any drama. But no, I will not stay quiet. Because I believe reviews are quite important in our field of work. Any inspiring filmmaker will deal with reviews – likes, dislikes, praises, and the ever-dreaded half star letterboxd reviews. (The horror indeed) But we need to support other filmmakers by leaving them honest reviews of their films and movies.

Intrusive 2025 (Insurgence, Studio Dome) Review
The plot ends with a twist, as most of these movies in this genre do. It’s predictable, but it does the job. The film has a lean runtime of 66 mins, so nothing drags on to long. The small cast of actors is devoid of any real bad acting. Intrusive just needed more of a strong start, as I feel as it is now, people will hop off of it before they get to the better 2nd half.

Dark Feathers: Dance of the Geisha 2024 (Unchaseable / Lankis Entertainment) Review
Dark Feathers: Dance of the Geisha does have some interesting ideas on paper. The film follows Kate, who is a ballroom dancer. Seems like a normal hobby right? Only problem is, each of her dance partners who has taken a interest in her have disappeared or died. Remy, a private investigator, decides to take interest in Kate and see where the mystery goes. The film combines samurai culture with ballroom dancing, and the potential is there, but the film can’t quite fire on all cylinders.

Bears on a Ship 2025 (Uncia Films) Review
Well you at least gotta give Eduardo Castrillo props for trying such a ambitious idea. Bears on a Ship is obviously a parody on Snakes on a Plane, even with a character in this film riffing on the famous line by shouting “I’m tired of these mother&$%& bears on this mother&$%& $^% ship!”. The film doesn’t take it self seriously and really does not have a deep narrative to it per say, as the title suggests the movie puts a bunch of stranded travelers onto a ship and then there are bears that attack people.

Bury ‘Em Deep 2025 (Wild Dogs Productions / Millman Productions) Review
Michael Fredianelli returns to the western genre for the 4th time in his 60th feature film. What can I say, guy has a love for the filth and grime of the western age. Bury ‘Em Deep stars Robert Broniz, who plays Link Maddock. Link is a fitting name for the character, as Robert Broniz feels like a video game protagonist of few words. He wonders around as he meets a cast of eccentric people who often monologue to fill the silence on his journey. He doesn’t have much dialogue, and his Hungarian accent does make some of his delivery hard to understand. I recommend watching this one with closed captions.

Gone with the Dead 2024 (Krusade Motion Pictures) Review
Three Directors. Six Writers. Sixteen Producers. Eight Cinematographers. Five Editors. Taking a look at the credits for Gone with the Dead is quite crazy. This collaboration has been in development since 2017 since my knowledge and finally sees the light of day. How did it turn out? It's a bit all over the place.

Stupid Games 2024 (Sandaled Kid Productions) Review
Stupid Games is an interesting take on the board game horror genre. Directed by Nicolas Wendl and Dani Abraham, the film is about a game night which goes horribly wrong.

First Rites 2024 (Wild Dogs Productions) Review
Wild Dogs Productions returns to end the year with their lasted film, Frist Rites. Their 58th Feature length and 3rd film for 2024. This film sees them going full on guerilla filmmaking in the state of New York and New Jersey. This change of location does help add to an exotic vibe and tone and is fun to see.

Sorry, We’re Dead 2024 (Aqlex Productions) Review
Sorry, We're Dead is a relatable film if you ever had to balance your corporate life with your artistic pursuits. The film centers around Lana Jing, who is just trying to survive her everyday boring lecture recording job when trying to submit her screenplays. She has to battle rejection, overcoming the odds and standing up for herself during her journey. Being a artist these days is not easy.

Bittertooth Review (2023) American Courtyard Productions
Bittertooth is one of those movies that has a pretty cool concept in mind, but has trouble with the execution. The story follows two female true-crime podcasters who talk about and track down a serial killer. It’s like a detective story that is influence by all of those true crime podcasts you hear now a days.

Sirona 2023 (Cine-Clark Studios) Review
This is a film that was produced and filmed in Colorado with a crew based out there so I had to check it out. (Colorado is my home state and a cool place with mountains). Wesley Clark's first outing at a feature film is a functional one, but it's definitely missing something.

Anime Destiny Berkeley Con Review
Last weekend I headed up to the land of UC Berkeley to check out the Anime Destiny convention, which is hosted annually by Cal Animage Alpha. I stopped by to do some promotion of our lasted production, Scorned Waifu and see what Anime Destiny had to offer.

Bye Bye Kitty 2024 (JC Enterprises) Review
It’s cool to see indie film directors embrace the comedy genre, as not many do. In the film, our main character, Eric O'Bannon ventures on a road trip in an attempt to prove to everyone that he's still got his magic mojo. With the help of a talented, yet troubled teen and an eccentric drifter, they maneuver through the paranormal, mixing lessons in life with hysterical outcomes.